A Friday Funny 6

It’s Friday – Christine d’Abo is stressed out at work, Amy Ruttan has just finishing up with her EDJ, Marley’s about to head out on a long trip, and I’ve been running my a$$ off this week. So here’s a joke Gizmo Guy sent me to lower everyone’s stress levels …

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.’

‘What type of bra?’ asked the clerk.

‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’

‘Look around,’ said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

‘Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.’

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: ‘There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?’

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, ‘It is all really quite simple… The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.’

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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes. If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs…
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can’t Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up !

Hmm, they forgot the German bra.

6 thoughts on “A Friday Funny

  • Marley Delarose, Author


    I’ll be thinking about you on my trip.

  • Dani

    Love it! Too funny, I’m going to share this at work.

    PS. Did I tell you my hubby is German? 🙂

  • Leah Braemel

    Marley – drive safe on your trip.

    Wylie – the pic is entitled “If men designed bras” … I thought it was pretty apt. I know Gizmo Guy offers to perform the uplifting service regularly ;D

    Dani – no, I didn’t know – but I’m betting he’s like Gizmo Guy and willing to, um, hold you up!

    Cora – I’m betting that since Gizmo Guy sent it to me, your hubby will find it amusing too. It seems to be the type of joke a guy likes too.

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