While we were watching Guitar Hero testing for his motorcycle licence the other day, we sat near a huge Harley Davidson. Yup, that’s me sitting on the grass just beyond in the picture above, Guitar Hero discussing his test with me.
In my upcoming novella, Private Property, I have a secondary character, Sam, riding a Harley. So I’ve been keeping my eye on the various types of bikes they have. And this one wasn’t exactly the type that GH said Sam would ride – I figure he’d ride a Road King. But this bike was impressive. Although, it wasn’t until we did a once-around that we noticed it had some … rather, um, interesting additions.
Yup. Naked women. One on each side. Gizmo Guy and Guitar Hero took a rather long time examining these, finally announcing that the ladies flip down so when the rider is on a long-distance trip he can stretch out his legs by resting his feet on them. Uh huh.
Then again, not so subtly positioned at the back of the bike, yet I missed them entirely, were … well … I’ll let the picture speak for itself. (I blanked out the licence plate to protect the owner’s identity.)
Below that big red light?
Yup. It’s got balls. And so does the owner.