It’s been a good day — although it’s cold out, it’s been a beautiful blue sky and sunshine filled day. The perfect type of day for me to get a lot of writing/editing done so now I’m on the last few pages of my manuscript. Between the sun and the writing accomplishment, I’m now really mellow and happy but I wondered if others of you were perhaps not having such a nice day. So I figured I’d pass this joke Gizmo Guy just sent me on to you, to bring some sunshine into your life too…
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?”
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”