Burger King has announced they’re releasing a new cologne for men so they can smell like a Burger King burger. They describe it as “a bodyspray of seduction, with a hint of flame broiled meat.” Um, do you think you’d find a man smelling of meat sexy? Especially after looking at the picture of that creepy King above? Ugh.
To get a whole new outlook on the Burger King, check out this site. (It was loading a little slow for me, but once it loads, move your mouse to the bottom center of the screen to bring up the spray bottle. It’ll keep changing the picture for you and eventually you’ll get to see the King above – one time he’s beckoning you to him, another time he’s stroking the bearskin rug he’s on, and the third time he’s got the rose. Eeew.)
File this under “I kid you not.”