I’m blogged out – though I have a couple more to write for next week. So I thought I’d give you a Friday Funny that Gizmo Guy shared with me.

Gonna be a Bear

In this life I am a woman. In the next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.

When you’re a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping
and wake to partially-grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup. Gonna be a bear.

Gonna Be a Bear
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2 thoughts on “Gonna Be a Bear

  • June 19, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    OMG! I think I'm about halfway there already!! a werebear?!?

  • June 21, 2009 at 7:18 am

    I love it! Momma bears have defintely got it going on, don't ya think?

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