Okay I’ve been blogging all over the place promoting my latest release 2 Hot 2 Handle (great review from Whipped Cream Erotic Reviews! Over 3 weeks on the MBAM Top 10 bestseller list!) But I’m all blogged out, so this post isn’t about sexy ménage books; in fact this is a post about nothing. Okay it’s about procrastination. Thank you Google for giving me some laughs when I’m trying to avoid writing. Which raises the question: Why do I procrastinate when I love writing so much? Hmm. A blog post for another day.

Anyway, my kids started doing this one night when we were sitting watching TV, all of us with laptops, too. (And cell phones by our sides for incoming text messages. The new wired family time). We were killing ourselves laughing – when you type random searches into Google it’s hilarious to see what the top search topics are. Here are a few I did today just for fun:

Who is…
…the richest person in the world?
…Lady Gaga?
…Taylor Swift dating?

How do I…
…find my IP address?
…love thee?
…know if I’m pregnant?

Why is my…
…poop green (!!!)
…computer so slow
…internet so slow
…eye twitching
…my question mark a é  (Man! That drove me crazy for months until I figured it out! Why didn’t I think to Google it!)

How do you…
…know if a guy likes you
…make out
…know if a girl likes you
…get pink eye
…know if you’re in love

Aw…that’s kind of cute. Well, not the pink eye.

Where is…
…Santa Claus right now
…Chuck Norris
…Tiger Woods

What is the…
…meaning of life
…date today (Okay who has to Google that?)
…smallest country in the world  (Vatican City – I had to look)

You know, if you’re Googling the meaning of life I don’t know whether to be impressed or sorry for you…

Why is the…
…(the)re a dead Pakistani on my couch (I did not make that up)
…sky blue
…(the)re no channel 1
…world going to end in 2012

Why do men…
…have nipples (Admit it, you want to know this. The answer: Apparently nobody really knows. From http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/85/why-do-men-have-nipples “The best explanation I’ve been able to find (and frankly it doesn’t explain very much) is that nipples aren’t a sex-linked characteristic. In other words, nipples are just one of those sexually neutral pieces of equipment, like arms or brains, that humans get regardless of sex.”
…like breasts    Found this joke: What do model train sets and women’s breasts have in common?
Well, both are intended for children, but it’s the fathers that always end up playing with them.
…get morning wood

Why do women…
…live longer than men
…get wet
…stay in abusive relationships
…like bad boys
…wear thongs

…read romance  Seriously! This is what came up first! Google has the answer!
http://www.blairbancroft.com/pdf/WhyReadRomance.pdf “…books about men and women who tore through the conventions binding them, surmounted their difficulties, even their personal tragedies, to come out on the other side ready to do what had to be done to find the right person to share their life with. To do what had to be done to make a marriage work.” Yes! I kinda like that!
…can’t I own a Canadian (WTF?)
…do men have nipples  (see above)

Got any funny Google searches to share?

Kelly Jamieson
Romance with sweet heat

Why is Kelly Jamieson 2 Hot 2…Google?
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13 thoughts on “Why is Kelly Jamieson 2 Hot 2…Google?

  • March 3, 2010 at 8:57 am

    I don't Google a lot. It's all I can do to keep up with the blogs I'm following and the Yahoo groups.

  • March 3, 2010 at 9:47 am

    In the event anyone does want to know why males have nipples: The embryo always begins basically as female but may develop into a male depending on the presence of a Y chromosome. (Okay, I know a lot a trivial stuff! Maybe I should be the go to person if Google fails it find an answer.)

  • March 3, 2010 at 10:37 am

    I love the train set joke…LOL

    I love googling…I can probably google for hours…
    Usually I'm looking for hot guy pics for my blog…and seriously I never understand why under image results they have pics of women…dogs…old geriatric folks…

  • March 3, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    I don't have any funny google searches. But those are some funny ones.
    Loved the joke.

  • March 3, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    Andrea, I too should not be Googling! I should be writing! Well sometimes you have to do research. And thanks MC for the explanation on that! Anna, it's amazing the things that come up and elaing8, glad you liked those and the joke!

  • March 3, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    I wish I had more time for googling, but between EDJ and evening job, google gets left behind. I did google Mardi Gras once and found way more than I wanted to know about it.And I googled my name and found eighteen other people with the same name, and it isn't that common a name.

  • March 3, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Oh yeah, Nancy, Googling your own name! Another pasttime!

  • March 3, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    I'd love to own a Canadian, LOL

    Loved this post, Kelly! I google my name far too much. Tonight I'm googling tats in intimate places…book research. ;D

  • March 3, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    What a hilarious post. Enjoyed it!! Especially the train joke. I get in trouble when I google, I suck already at Twitter and Facebook, and kick myself when I could have spent the time reading. My blog surfing already sucks a lot of my time. *smile*

  • March 3, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    Love the post. Some of those are very funny. The things some people ask.

  • March 3, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    LOL, Kelly! I tend not to Google randomly too often, but sometimes I do end up Googling random things because the kids are curious. Recently we've searched for stuff like machine guns, bayonets, and other assorted weaponry… (Yep, the boys were curious…) Random, but not terribly entertaining!

  • March 4, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Glad this entertained ( and possibly aided procrastination for others! )

  • March 4, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Ok,since you brought it up…I googled to find out if male dogs have nipples.

    They do. Go figure.

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