Okay I’ve been blogging all over the place promoting my latest release 2 Hot 2 Handle (great review from Whipped Cream Erotic Reviews! Over 3 weeks on the MBAM Top 10 bestseller list!) But I’m all blogged out, so this post isn’t about sexy ménage books; in fact this is a post about nothing. Okay it’s about procrastination. Thank you Google for giving me some laughs when I’m trying to avoid writing. Which raises the question: Why do I procrastinate when I love writing so much? Hmm. A blog post for another day.
Anyway, my kids started doing this one night when we were sitting watching TV, all of us with laptops, too. (And cell phones by our sides for incoming text messages. The new wired family time). We were killing ourselves laughing – when you type random searches into Google it’s hilarious to see what the top search topics are. Here are a few I did today just for fun:
…the richest person in the world?
…Taylor Swift dating?
How do I…
…find my IP address?
…know if I’m pregnant?
Why is my…
…poop green (!!!)
…computer so slow
…internet so slow
…my question mark a é (Man! That drove me crazy for months until I figured it out! Why didn’t I think to Google it!)
How do you…
…know if a guy likes you
…know if a girl likes you
…get pink eye
…know if you’re in love
Aw…that’s kind of cute. Well, not the pink eye.
…Santa Claus right now
What is the…
…meaning of life
…date today (Okay who has to Google that?)
…smallest country in the world (Vatican City – I had to look)
You know, if you’re Googling the meaning of life I don’t know whether to be impressed or sorry for you…
Why is the…
…(the)re a dead Pakistani on my couch (I did not make that up)
…(the)re no channel 1
…world going to end in 2012
Why do men…
…have nipples (Admit it, you want to know this. The answer: Apparently nobody really knows. From http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/85/why-do-men-have-nipples “The best explanation I’ve been able to find (and frankly it doesn’t explain very much) is that nipples aren’t a sex-linked characteristic. In other words, nipples are just one of those sexually neutral pieces of equipment, like arms or brains, that humans get regardless of sex.”
…like breasts Found this joke: What do model train sets and women’s breasts have in common?
Well, both are intended for children, but it’s the fathers that always end up playing with them.
…get morning wood
Why do women…
…live longer than men
…stay in abusive relationships
…like bad boys
…read romance Seriously! This is what came up first! Google has the answer!
http://www.blairbancroft.com/pdf/WhyReadRomance.pdf “…books about men and women who tore through the conventions binding them, surmounted their difficulties, even their personal tragedies, to come out on the other side ready to do what had to be done to find the right person to share their life with. To do what had to be done to make a marriage work.” Yes! I kinda like that!
…can’t I own a Canadian (WTF?)
…do men have nipples (see above)
Got any funny Google searches to share?